Wednesday 1 December 2010
Cad's Morning Moan
Snow trees stand about my garden.
Weather gods I WILL NOT PARDON
for freezing my spuds and sprouts and leeks.
I pray this won't go on for weeks...
Thanks to my Beloved I have bought a ticket for this mysterious Poetry Bus, although it may have difficulty going anywhere without a snow plough in attendance. Perhaps I need to explain, although the third of the DriverBug's choice of subjects was bare branches, there are none around today, as they are all covered with snowflakes - I hope this won't make my ticket null and void...
Monday 29 November 2010
Poetry Bus. November 29th.
Keen followers of the Caddoc-Ada story will understand that I don't have a lot of time for poetry at the moment. But Ada rarely let's a challenge pass without responding. So here goes for the third of DanaBug's prompts: -
"Write about the place you dream of living someday. Or if you're lucky enough to already live there write about home."
The was a young blogger called Sam
Who watched the snow fall and said "Damn!
In weather like this
I have only one wish.
To live not in the place where I am."
Who watched the snow fall and said "Damn!
In weather like this
I have only one wish.
To live not in the place where I am."
Sunday 28 November 2010
Third Instalment
The End
The record player was to hand,
and rather than a Colliery Band
or Male Voice Choir on the spindle,
(and you may think this a swindle)
the 45 played Ballroom Dancing!
Cad and Ada's sprightly prancing
warmed them up and kept them cosy...
And what happened next?
Well, don't be nosey!
The record player was to hand,
and rather than a Colliery Band
or Male Voice Choir on the spindle,
(and you may think this a swindle)
the 45 played Ballroom Dancing!
Cad and Ada's sprightly prancing
warmed them up and kept them cosy...
And what happened next?
Well, don't be nosey!
Second Instalment
The Middle
In flowered garments, satin smooth,
my Ada did not try to move
away from my arms' warm embrace,
but settled happily in place
with head beneath my stubbled chin.
"Come in, my dear", she cried, "Come in!
Come, sit you at the kitchen table,
the soup is hot. If you are able
to eat it so...But maybe...we could...
(don't you know...?)
try something which is just as good
at warming up cold hands or heart...
we have been very long apart..."
In flowered garments, satin smooth,
my Ada did not try to move
away from my arms' warm embrace,
but settled happily in place
with head beneath my stubbled chin.
"Come in, my dear", she cried, "Come in!
Come, sit you at the kitchen table,
the soup is hot. If you are able
to eat it so...But maybe...we could...
(don't you know...?)
try something which is just as good
at warming up cold hands or heart...
we have been very long apart..."
Friday 26 November 2010
First Instalment
Wishful Thinking |
The halo of the kitchen light
beckoned to me Thursday night,
I strode towards my lady love.
Could we join like hand in glove
and finally come to erase
the past few warring, lonely days?
I knocked - the door sprung wide-
and casting every doubt aside
my arms reached out with glee.
But what is this? A vision? She
who stands before my eyes
is radiant. What a surprise!
Her shopping trip was worth the while,
her transformation made me smile.
Here again was my sweet Ada,
not one who, before, had made a
lemon appear sweet! This siren
might have inspired Byron!
For a recap on the story so far, you may need to go HERE
Thursday 25 November 2010
Tete a Tete over leek soup . . .
Did you ogling blogfans see my husband's latest post! (It's right under this one). The freezing weather or something suddenly struck sparks from the normally cringing Caddoc! He just about threatened to break down the back door and claim his leek soup by force. Quick, Ada, quick! Must heat up two generous helpings of his favourite. Into the microwave. Five minutes, he said. So what's keeping him? Where's his new hat? Hope it fits. Oh . . . what a tizzy-wizzy I'm suddenly in. Just time to cast off the twinset and pearls and slip into something from my shopping trip to Llandudno. Nothing too . . . too . . . you know. O Goodness Me! Suddenly I feel like a silly girl on her first date. Hope my bladder doesn't let me down. Why did I say that? Was that him pounding on the back door? Dim the lights a bit. Now, Ada, don't give too much away! Pause. Big breaths. Fix usual severe look to face. Put schoolmarm glasses back on. Mustn't let him think I'm, what's the modern word? Easy!
"Who's there? That you, Caddoc? Alright, I'm coming. No need to break the door down . . . "
No More Mr Nice Guy
Never mind about tomorrow lunch time!!! Enough is enough, my little Stingray. Haddock has no wish to turn into a frozen fish finger overnight, and the barometer is falling. Snow is on the way. I need a helping of your hot soup NOW, if my extremities are to remain intact, for the left over pizza I had for lunch did nothing to improve either my temper, or my temperature. I shall be knocking and entering by the back door in approximately five minutes, so get that soup on the hob pretty damn quick...
A Little Chink of Light, Look You.
My husband Caddoc AKA Cad the Blogger (here) maybe doesn't realise I've been monitoring his recent antics with mounting interest. I have been away the last few days in Llandudno. The shopping there is better. For a Welsh chapel-goer, I have splashed out considerably on some new outfits, one of which is quite suitable for day-wear. I also nipped into the excellent Llandudno "Homebase" for a doormat to replace the tattered old doormat which has disgraced my doorstep far too long. I found quite an attractive one with a prominent "Welcome" legend on it. Re-reading that last sentence, I get the feeling it is capable of more than one interpretation. Be assured I wasn't referring to you, Caddoc. It's your gardener's hat that's tattered, not you. And surprise, surprise, I decided you needed a new one . . .
. . . an improvement, I think you will agree, even if little can be done about your face. Then, imagine my surprise on returning to Abergele, to find you have parted with your saxophone!This can only be, I assume, in response to my recent complaints. Now that's going one step too far. You take your Ada's grouching far too seriously sometimes. I've had a look round some online music stores, and, well . . . Christmas is coming, and although these things are not exactly cheap . . . And do you know, I didn't know they come in different sizes! I'd like to think you were equipped with a nice big one. Finally, I have just made a big pot of Welsh leek soup. Far too much for one refined lady living alone.
Solution To The Saxophone Problem
Please note Ada, I have donated my instrument to a worthy cause! I will never play another note on it. This shows where it is now.
So farewell wind instrument...
and hello silence!
Late Edition Extra...Silence which has now been broken by the dulcet tones of my beloved! I've been TOOTED! And she's bought me a new hat, apparently, though I have yet to be presented with it.
I hope she remembered it needs to fit my 23 1/2" head...
So farewell wind instrument...
and hello silence!
Late Edition Extra...Silence which has now been broken by the dulcet tones of my beloved! I've been TOOTED! And she's bought me a new hat, apparently, though I have yet to be presented with it.
Wonders will never cease! |
Tuesday 23 November 2010
Another Plea To Ada
rebukes me. When did it drain dry of love?
The heady wine of passion will not slake
a thirst which longs for tenderest embrace
from loving arms. A hand in velvet glove
could lead me where it willed, and I'd forsake
all other paths. I call upon your grace
of spirit, hoping it may rise above
recriminations for my past mistakes.
I have to thank Magpie Tales for providing a picture which had exactly the right emotional feel for my latest outpouring to my Beloved.
Monday 22 November 2010
Monday's Child. November 22nd.
Another contribution to the Child's Garden of Verses, prompted by this illustration:-
Dragon's Eye View
What strange animal is this?
It has no tail or wings or scales.
It's colour is not green.
Its yellow skin seems not to fit,
flopping around its waist and hip.
The strangest beast I've ever seen!
It's friend has spiky horns and tail
grown from its head. Red its lower
skin. What a tale to tell
my dragonettes when I get home.
I bet my Naughty One will say
"Ada, did you flame them both away?"
Strictly Not For Kiddywinks
Another Monday's Child prompt tempted me to add this piece of naughtiness in my ongoing attempt to woo my lady love. See HERE for stage one, or HERE for stage two, or if you need further clarification, ask Ada.
Ada the Queen of my heart -
this little Welsh Dragon upstart
is starting to pine.
O, won't you be mine?
Love,
Cad
the silly old f**t.
P.S. don't miss the previous one of today's posts ! It shows my thoughtful side much better than this tarradiddle.
Here's the link for you.
Ada the Queen of my heart -
this little Welsh Dragon upstart
is starting to pine.
O, won't you be mine?
Love,
Cad
the silly old f**t.
P.S. don't miss the previous one of today's posts ! It shows my thoughtful side much better than this tarradiddle.
Here's the link for you.
Poems For Ada
Life was one long hand-hold |
In the Springtime of our life together
we had time to talk and exchange thoughts.
But fate, which falls the same for many people,
soon forced another path, one often fraught
with accusations, discontent and tears.
We ourselves destroyed the peace we sought.
Now, through conscious change, may we not take
a better heed of lessons life has taught?
we had time to talk and exchange thoughts.
But fate, which falls the same for many people,
soon forced another path, one often fraught
with accusations, discontent and tears.
We ourselves destroyed the peace we sought.
Now, through conscious change, may we not take
a better heed of lessons life has taught?
But things changed. |
I would shower you with fragrant petals,
serenade you underneath the moon,
if you would condescend to smile upon me,
and forgive the paltry efforts of a goon
who'll try his best to win back your affection.
I hope that you will give your answer soon;
I'd like to wind time back to our beginning...
May I suggest a second honeymoon?
Time to start again. |
Sunday 21 November 2010
Message To My Beloved Part 2
Perhaps you would have understood better, my dearest, if I had posted this version of the song I was trying to serenade you with - no scantily clad pouters in sight. But I must say the Golden Lady with the dark hair in the first version bears more than a passing resemblance to your good self in the days of your youth, don't you agree?
Having survived the night here in the potting shed, I now present you with my adaptation of verses for you to sing as you play your guitar, accompanied by my banjo.
Song For Ada
"Rock me, Mama like a waggon wheel,
rock me Mama any way you feel "-
I'm your Caddoc and sure, I'm real!
Oh Mama!
(plinka-plinka-plink-plink)
Dig my potatoes and trim my leeks -
be the perfect lady love that I seek.
You can pluck my banjo any day of the week
Oh Mama!
(winka-winka-wink-wink)
Let's forget the warring and call a truce-
trip the light fantastic 'til we both turn puce
and need to drink a gallon of orange juice.
Oh Mama!
(drinka-drinka-drink-drink)
Sorry the YouTube clip seems to begin at a strange place, but click to play anyway...The words are fine as long as you ignore the spelling mistakes!
Having survived the night here in the potting shed, I now present you with my adaptation of verses for you to sing as you play your guitar, accompanied by my banjo.
Song For Ada
"Rock me, Mama like a waggon wheel,
rock me Mama any way you feel "-
I'm your Caddoc and sure, I'm real!
Oh Mama!
(plinka-plinka-plink-plink)
Dig my potatoes and trim my leeks -
be the perfect lady love that I seek.
You can pluck my banjo any day of the week
Oh Mama!
(winka-winka-wink-wink)
Let's forget the warring and call a truce-
trip the light fantastic 'til we both turn puce
and need to drink a gallon of orange juice.
Oh Mama!
(drinka-drinka-drink-drink)
Sorry the YouTube clip seems to begin at a strange place, but click to play anyway...The words are fine as long as you ignore the spelling mistakes!
What's Today?
Would you believe it's -
STIR UP SUNDAY? -
STIR UP SUNDAY? -
- that's what a TV chef is telling me, at this very moment, even as I write. HE'S talking about making your Christmas Pudding. I'M talking about making mincemeat of Caddoc the Haddock, look you!
Master Chef is talking about getting all the family into the kitchen on this the fourth Sunday before Christmas so that they can all take a hand in stirring the pud. Including the dog! The very idea. I'm talking about banishing Caddoc to his Shed as punishment for the "serenade" he posted yesterday - for I need no more convincing that "Cad", the blog author, is indeed husband Caddoc, green-fingered gardener, indifferent saxophonist, and general . . . words fail me. Go visit his blog, watch and listen as I did with mounting horror as a bevy of scantily clad young women parade themselves in his YouTube selection, twisting themselves this way and that . . what's the modern expression . . . "bumping and grinding" . . . their seductive young hips writhing in a pitiful imitation of . . . of . . . stirring up unmentionable passions in impressionable young minds, inflaming young men to transports of ungovernable lust before they hurl themselves upon these provocative maidens with lecherous snorts and grunts and carry them off to secluded nooks and crannies in Pentre Mawr Park where the women "license their roving hands to go before, above, between, below" (click the link if you dare! Just look at it! Blatant nudity and undisguised eroticism!) - until the whole of North Wales seems to be one long sustained bellow of . . of . . . well, never mind. You wonder I need to go sit in a damp, freezing cold Welsh Chapel twice very Sunday? And there was me, Ada Trellis, retired schoolmarm, Mary Whitehouse Soundalike, Scourge of the Permissive Society, on the point of considering the possibility of discussing the question as to whether after due deliberation and a thorough examination of all the various issues involved, I might readmit Caddoc to the Marital Roof. Only as a first step, you understand. There! Glad I got that off my, my, er . . my chest! Is the shed comfy, Caddoc? We are back to Square One . . . well, perhaps Square Two, my little Welsh friend.
Friday 19 November 2010
Message To My Beloved
If you want to meet the lady in question, pop over to HERE - but be prepared for a surprise, perhaps...
Thursday 18 November 2010
Confession Time?
The Hour Approaches
I hide behind my trellis with alarm.
The witch's dust may signify my end
and force me to admit the truth I hid -
she is is my best and truest lifelong friend.
Beneath her outer shell there beats a heart
as soft as any pink and white marshmallow,
which, once toasted to perfection by my fire,
could melt the very core of this poor fellow
who stands before you. Hapless in my shed
I while away the hours by chasing dreams
of how to pave the cobblestones with gold
to lead us to a better life. It seems
the longed for time may come upon us soon,
when both will be content to work as one,
though love, not magic, will provide the cure...
Perchance our fighting days are almost done?
To understand what is going on, it might help if you were to visit HERE first! Then you need to realise all these moments in time were sparked by Willow's Magpie Tales prompt this week. If you are still puzzled - then Gesundheit!
I hide behind my trellis with alarm.
The witch's dust may signify my end
and force me to admit the truth I hid -
she is is my best and truest lifelong friend.
Beneath her outer shell there beats a heart
as soft as any pink and white marshmallow,
which, once toasted to perfection by my fire,
could melt the very core of this poor fellow
who stands before you. Hapless in my shed
I while away the hours by chasing dreams
of how to pave the cobblestones with gold
to lead us to a better life. It seems
the longed for time may come upon us soon,
when both will be content to work as one,
though love, not magic, will provide the cure...
Perchance our fighting days are almost done?
To understand what is going on, it might help if you were to visit HERE first! Then you need to realise all these moments in time were sparked by Willow's Magpie Tales prompt this week. If you are still puzzled - then Gesundheit!
Magpie Tales#41
I use this week's prompt from the indefatigable Willow to continue the contest with my estranged husband Caddoc Trellis. (Oops. Did I say "estranged"? Sorry, "strange" is what I meant . . . )
Witching Hour
Five to XI! (*) I brush my pointy hat
and sandpaper the splinters off my broom-
stick some eyes of frogs and blood of newts,
that sort of thing, into my portmanteau
and take a trial spin around the room.
(Wheeeeeeeeee! Out through the open window!)
The stars look down. The baleful Moon is full
of craters just like husband Caddoc's face.
I'll strafe his Shed with Witching Dust I've made
from ground-up bones and condiments to taste.
(That'll hexxxxxxx the poor old git.)
My Witching Dust's a Truth Drug. Just one sniff
he'll spill the beans. That "Trellis Fencing" blog
authored by "Cad" who I suspect is Caddoc -
he'll own up, just like falling off a log.
(Caddoc! Are you in there? Come out and fight!)
Drifting smoke suggests he's frying wee dead mice
in batter. And he thinks that I'm the witch!
Perhaps we should join forces. Combined spells
could lure a Gardener back to an Old Bitch . . ?
He's such a softie. (So am I at heart.
Perhaps, perhaps we could make a fresh start . . ?)
(Coooeeee! Caddoc . . all could be forgiven . . . )
(*) Pronounce as "five to ex eye", or "five to eleven"
Either suits the "pentameter" reasonably well. Schimples!
Wednesday 17 November 2010
Times Are Gettin' Hard, Boys...
So I've started thinking about alternative Christmas Goodies. How about these for tasty Festive treats?
Method.
After whacking, skin carefully, dip in egg and breadcrumbs, and fry in butter until golden brown. The tails make perfect pick-up points, as they remain relatively cool at all times.They may be decorated with red or green ribbons, to add to the Seasonal Jollity.
Mind you, you will need strong teeth to masticate these bony morsels to a consistency where swallowing is possible. Their bones are somewhat tougher than sardines or pilchards...
N.B. Nobody in their right mind is expected follow this recipe...
Method.
After whacking, skin carefully, dip in egg and breadcrumbs, and fry in butter until golden brown. The tails make perfect pick-up points, as they remain relatively cool at all times.They may be decorated with red or green ribbons, to add to the Seasonal Jollity.
Mind you, you will need strong teeth to masticate these bony morsels to a consistency where swallowing is possible. Their bones are somewhat tougher than sardines or pilchards...
N.B. Nobody in their right mind is expected follow this recipe...
Tuesday 16 November 2010
Monday's Child#21
Will the prompt picture prompt KiddyFriendly verses?
Come Hither, Little Turkey.
Don't be deceived by beaming smile
or pumpkin-pie aroma.
It's just a ruse to help beguile
the turkey's "Why, Hello Ma!"
Then, when he's close enough to sniff
I whack him with the pie-dish
a single, brutal, well-timed biff -
and a warm(*) Thanksgiving wish.
(I bet my readers think I'm vile . . )
(Children have to learn sooner or later than life is cruel, bloodthirsty and unfair. Particularly to turkeys. At Thanksgiving. And Christmas.)
(*) Warm? Actually about 180degC. 20 minutes per pound + 20 minutes
In many fan assisted ovens, 140degC is quite hot enough.
Come Hither, Little Turkey.
Don't be deceived by beaming smile
or pumpkin-pie aroma.
It's just a ruse to help beguile
the turkey's "Why, Hello Ma!"
Then, when he's close enough to sniff
I whack him with the pie-dish
a single, brutal, well-timed biff -
and a warm(*) Thanksgiving wish.
(I bet my readers think I'm vile . . )
(Children have to learn sooner or later than life is cruel, bloodthirsty and unfair. Particularly to turkeys. At Thanksgiving. And Christmas.)
(*) Warm? Actually about 180degC. 20 minutes per pound + 20 minutes
In many fan assisted ovens, 140degC is quite hot enough.
Sunday 14 November 2010
Kiddywinks Korner?
Not in my shed. But this picture prompt I saw on Dr FTSE's blog got me thinking.
WARNING-
I believe thanks are due to BKM at Monday's Child and Phoebe Ericson, who drew the original way back in 1947 . Both would no doubt be scandalised at my interpretation...
WARNING-
Children and animal welfare exponents READ NO FURTHER!
Rat Man Rant
Mice aren't nice.
They gnaw.
What's more,
they're twice
as quick
as my stick.
But in my shed,
I like them DEAD.
Poison pellets
in shallots
might work.
But why shirk
the death blow?
POW!
Splat!
That's that.
I believe thanks are due to BKM at Monday's Child and Phoebe Ericson, who drew the original way back in 1947 . Both would no doubt be scandalised at my interpretation...
Saturday 13 November 2010
Now Look At Me
Do you wonder, after Life With Ada, that I have become a crumpled wreck? For her latest Cad knock, she has crept into my shed and made shards of my special pots! Their broken parts carpet the bench where I had them neatly stacked and some have been ground into the shag pile rug I rescued from a tip. I said my shed had hidden depths. Shag pile, leather recliner, blackout curtains - oh yes, they're all there in my Home From Home corner...
I can see I shall have to go to B&Q today to replace my pots. Thinks, should I next replace potty Ada?
I can see I shall have to go to B&Q today to replace my pots. Thinks, should I next replace potty Ada?
Friday 12 November 2010
Once I was Handsome
...now plus 'E'! As edited later, thanks to Dr FTSE
Look at me! Once upon a time...
I told you my shed was like the Tardis. It managed to hide this photo for years, underneath a bag of Growmore. So, now it has surfaced, I can let you see me back in my glory days...
Don't all swoon ladies, but if you bump into Ada, do tell her what she's been missing for all these years?
Look at me! Once upon a time...
I told you my shed was like the Tardis. It managed to hide this photo for years, underneath a bag of Growmore. So, now it has surfaced, I can let you see me back in my glory days...
Don't all swoon ladies, but if you bump into Ada, do tell her what she's been missing for all these years?
Magpie Tales#40
This week's prompt from Willow gave me a Bright Idea!
BOLAS
Necklace of polished stones
with chunky badge attached . . .
Where most women see bling
Ada sees bolas! I'll swing
it round and round my head
till it whistles like the wind.
I'll make for his Garden Shed.
(Are you with me, followers
and fans?) Whey-hey!
It's Smash Some Plant Pots Day!
Interpretation and comprehension of this Opus will be helped by reading
earlier posts about Caddoc Trellis's Beloved Garden Shed.
BOLAS
Necklace of polished stones
with chunky badge attached . . .
Where most women see bling
Ada sees bolas! I'll swing
it round and round my head
till it whistles like the wind.
I'll make for his Garden Shed.
(Are you with me, followers
and fans?) Whey-hey!
It's Smash Some Plant Pots Day!
Interpretation and comprehension of this Opus will be helped by reading
earlier posts about Caddoc Trellis's Beloved Garden Shed.
Thursday 11 November 2010
Wishful Thinking
If only...
Ada, as usual, sat there unsmiling.
Despite the harsh treatment
and relentless grilling
her man remained true.
But this was thrilling -
she knew what to do!
Open her heart,
her legs and her arms
and welcome her husband
with all of her charms!
Why had she spent long years
frigid and cold,
when the warmth she had longed for
could be hers to hold?
"To have and to hold"-
was that not the vow?
She pulled out her mobile
gave Caddoc a call.
"Come to the shed now -
I will reveal all!"
It was dark in the potting shed,
until the moon
lit up the wheelbarrow-
made Ada swoon
as she realised Caddoc was
eager and willing,
as he stood in the doorway
where moonlight was spilling...
My imagination was incapable of proceeding beyond this point- possibly just as well. But if anyone knows of a potent love potion that would make my Beloved act in the manner heretofore mentioned, please tell me how to acquire same? I am getting desperate, you can tell...
Ada, as usual, sat there unsmiling.
Despite the harsh treatment
and relentless grilling
her man remained true.
But this was thrilling -
she knew what to do!
Open her heart,
her legs and her arms
and welcome her husband
with all of her charms!
Why had she spent long years
frigid and cold,
when the warmth she had longed for
could be hers to hold?
"To have and to hold"-
was that not the vow?
She pulled out her mobile
gave Caddoc a call.
"Come to the shed now -
I will reveal all!"
It was dark in the potting shed,
until the moon
lit up the wheelbarrow-
made Ada swoon
as she realised Caddoc was
eager and willing,
as he stood in the doorway
where moonlight was spilling...
My imagination was incapable of proceeding beyond this point- possibly just as well. But if anyone knows of a potent love potion that would make my Beloved act in the manner heretofore mentioned, please tell me how to acquire same? I am getting desperate, you can tell...
There's A First Time For Everything
And this is mine! I have been relegated to my garden shed once too often and today the worm has turned. I have dug deep into something other than garden soil, and am planting seeds of rebellion. No longer will I be the silent partner, even though the ears who listen to me will not be the ones I most wish to whisper into. Ah, Ada my Ada, after forty years you still remain the light of my life, but you have drawn the blinds down in your mind, and your brilliance eludes me.
The World of Blog will be my confessor, and and my salvation. It's better than talking to myself.
The World of Blog will be my confessor, and and my salvation. It's better than talking to myself.
Friday 5 November 2010
Poetry Bus. November 8th.
A Garden Shed Widow's Pipe Dream
(after reading Ariel's Song from "The Tempest")
Full six foot deep my Caddoc lies.
Of his bones are caulis made.
These shallots once were his eyes:
Nothing of him that could fade
but will Scheming Ada riddle
into something edibible.
Bird-scarers hourly chink his knell:
Clink-clank, clink-clank
Oh, how I wish he'd go to...
What's that, dear? I must have dozed off...
The original, by W.S. (which is linked above) answers
Jessica's sea-themed prompt here for the Poetry Bus, 8th. November.
(after reading Ariel's Song from "The Tempest")
Full six foot deep my Caddoc lies.
Of his bones are caulis made.
These shallots once were his eyes:
Nothing of him that could fade
but will Scheming Ada riddle
into something edibible.
Bird-scarers hourly chink his knell:
Clink-clank, clink-clank
Oh, how I wish he'd go to...
What's that, dear? I must have dozed off...
The original, by W.S. (which is linked above) answers
Jessica's sea-themed prompt here for the Poetry Bus, 8th. November.
Thursday 4 November 2010
Magpie Tales#39
Caddoc-a-Doodle-Do
Now what's he up to, Caddoc in his shed?
Sounds like his saxophone has sprung a leak?
Or . . that vile rooster he brought home last week
is making merry with its jabbing beak
to peck a few more pockmarks in his head.
Some men would pluck their Little Chick in there -
not Caddoc! The imagination baulks
at the thought! Those impassioned rooster squawks
speak not of rapture. He takes it out for walks . . .
. . . whatever keeps him out of Ada's hair.
(Pssst . . . reading this might help. Regards, Ada T.)
Sunday 31 October 2010
Poetry Bus, November 1st.
Go here to see the multiplicity of prompts offered by Liz this week, all connected to Halloween.
Grow It With Music
Grow It With Music
In our back yard there stands a garden shed,
and from the shed, nerve-shredding wails and moans
leak through my kitchen window. Tears I shed -
of laughter! Caddoc’s playing saxophone!
He thinks it helps his baby pumpkins grow
plump for All Hallows’ Eve. “For don’t you see,”
he says, “that serenading sweet and low
inflates my pumpkins?” One of many bees
in Caddoc’s gardening bonnet, I suppose.
In Spring I’ve heard him serenading trees.
Bet they’d like to uproot themselves and run –
as I would. Caddoc’s sax is not much fun.
Sunday 24 October 2010
The Poetry Bus Challenge, 25th. October
Argent's interesting prompt sought poems about "Meetings"
Name Dropping
Biggles I met at the Llandudno fete
in '64. He took me on a flight of fancy.
Man, oh MAN, I fancied him, his leather
airman's helmet gracing his airman's head.
But I digress. Dick Barton, Sherlock Holmes,
some footballer whose name I now forget,
all these from time to time became my friends,
Ill Met by Moonlight or at day's High Noon.
Jimmy Stewart, Marilyn, two comics
who wore bowler hats - Quarrell? And Hardly?
I can't escape them even in my dreams.
General de Gaulle (what a monstrous ego),
explained he won the war all by himself,
a feat he claimed was worth a Croix de Guerre
or two. We were dream lovers. Didn't last -
I swapped him for the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Not too many people know that Linbergh
landed first near Abergele. He stopped
by to say "Hello", or was it "Hiya,
Ada!" (being a Yank, you see). There is
no end to famous well-knowns I have met,
even The Man Who Never Was. A pet
he was, or was it never was? I bet
I've known a lot more famous names than you -
But youth and youthful popularity
were thrown away on Caddoc! Pity me . . .
Name Dropping
Biggles I met at the Llandudno fete
in '64. He took me on a flight of fancy.
Man, oh MAN, I fancied him, his leather
airman's helmet gracing his airman's head.
But I digress. Dick Barton, Sherlock Holmes,
some footballer whose name I now forget,
all these from time to time became my friends,
Ill Met by Moonlight or at day's High Noon.
Jimmy Stewart, Marilyn, two comics
who wore bowler hats - Quarrell? And Hardly?
I can't escape them even in my dreams.
General de Gaulle (what a monstrous ego),
explained he won the war all by himself,
a feat he claimed was worth a Croix de Guerre
or two. We were dream lovers. Didn't last -
I swapped him for the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Not too many people know that Linbergh
landed first near Abergele. He stopped
by to say "Hello", or was it "Hiya,
Ada!" (being a Yank, you see). There is
no end to famous well-knowns I have met,
even The Man Who Never Was. A pet
he was, or was it never was? I bet
I've known a lot more famous names than you -
But youth and youthful popularity
were thrown away on Caddoc! Pity me . . .
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