"Is that the Coastguard? Caddoc Trellis here. Ada's lost along the way, I fear! We set out for a cycle ride. She fell behind.
I've hunted far and wide from Pentre Mawr and Pensarn, all the way along the coast from Rhyl to Colwyn Bay. I'm getting filled with vague alarm. It's not like my Ada. Has she fallen off her bike? Is she lying by the roadside in distress, her lycra cycling suit a muddy mess?
Wait! Sorry that I bothered you. Just found my Ada's in a phone booth, on the ground! I dare not say how little she is wearing! I need to know her reason for her baring all, in this psychedaelic phone booth's light… to anyone but me, a fearsome sight.
"Ada! What do you think you’re doing here?"
"Could that be Caddoc's voice? He sounds quite near."
"Ada, dearest! THIS EDIFICE IS NOT A SUNBED! Have you, perchance, quite lost your head? I’ve long suspected you might be every bit as mad as me!!!"
Thanks once again to Tess, whose Mag 105 called forth this madness from the Trellis Tribe..