This week, Magpie Tales, thanks to Tess, has spotlighted another glorious episode in the Life and Times of the indomitable Ada and Caddoc Trellis. Recently, a sudden bout of Make Over Fever hit the Trellis household when Ada raised her eyes - not to Heaven - but the ceiling! Which is what some Brits, and particularly Welsh Brits, call their 'Top'.
Ada, on her back in bed, muttered "When he comes in from his shed, I'll say 'Cad, this top needs doing.' Then he'll know there's trouble brewing."
Unsuspecting, in walks Cad."My basil's looking not half bad, my love!" he calls, and bounds upstairs where Ada, from her store of stares chooses her stoniest.
"Right, my lad, a brilliant idea I have had! You're now a decorator's mate. We have a room to decorate!"
Caddoc sighs, begins to wallow in thoughts of what is soon to follow. But Ada sugar-coats the pill.
"When it is done our bedroom will look like a Turkish knocking shop. And then I'll keep you on the hop! Wallpaper won't be all you'll strip... so hasten on a 'Homebase' trip. Here's a list of what we need - and get you back at topmost speed!"
It's best the next week be glossed over. For sure, it was no bed of clover as Caddoc, teetering on a ladder while Ada pasted paper, had a sneaky, hovering premonition that other rooms in poor condition would soon be added to a list where 'Ada's Mark' could not be missed... But paint and paper once renewed, the busy pair stood back and viewed their spruced up boudoir with delight, and so relived their wedding night.
Ahhhhhhh! Life in the old decorating-dogs yet, then! Poor Cad....!
ReplyDeleteSuch a spirited pair! I love reading about them.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad he was finally rewarded! :) But I'm sure he does have other rooms to do...
ReplyDeleteVery funny...I like Ada's sense of humor (or not!) and also her personality. I can relate to her, that's for sure. Cad seems like he is too willing to please. Is Ada the boss of the family? Who got their way "in the paint" anyway? Cad might be smarter than we think!!
ReplyDelete'her store of stares' - frightening. It had a happy ending, thankfully.
ReplyDeleteOh, to be a fly-on-the-wall in that household! More episodes soon, please!
ReplyDeleteI just hope you weren't wearing your rollers!
ReplyDeleteDelight on their wedding night. Great Magpie!
ReplyDeleteWhy do I suspect their wedding night wasn't made in Heaven either?!! I loved "Ada from her store of stares chooses her stoniest"! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteYour tales of marital mayhem keep me laughing!
ReplyDelete"from her store of stares chooses her stoniest." - I love it. :-)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have a feeling the wedding night was full of terror and regret.
ReplyDeleteBut, I could be wrong.
oy, hope it was a night worth reliving...smiles.
ReplyDeleteAlways a wonderful poetic story - brilliant!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Would someone like Ada really refer to "a Turkish knocking shop"? But who am I to nitpick my way through this hilarity.
ReplyDeleteVery amusing ! thanks for visiting-
ReplyDeleteHaha what a fun read...and I liked how you rhymed it...
ReplyDeleteMs. Westenra . . Lucy . . I'm always ready to call a spade a spade. Our boudoir is what Caddoc and I make it.
ReplyDelete'viewed their spruced up boudoir with delight, and so relived their wedding night.'
ReplyDeleteI like this! Such a sweet thing to end up with. It may happen to couples madly in love with each other!
Loved it and enjoyed every bit!! Wished there was more.
ReplyDeleteThe characters of Ada and Cad are so lovable. Ada sounds so poetic and even speaks in rhymes!!
What? Ada and Cad getting up to no good?
ReplyDeleteI am disgusted. And they say that hard work does away with all such ideas.
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ReplyDeleteDIY...scary thoughts Cad.
ReplyDeleteDoes Cad drive a bus for a living? smiles
ReplyDeleteGoodness! Look what's been going on here since I last visited... Paint and paper everywhere?
ReplyDeleteBut some things never change - for underneath it all the old cracks will remain! LOL
I am happy to have come upon you! Wow, you write well. This was a thorough joy and pleasure!
ReplyDeleteAre you telling me that on your wedding night you had to repaper the room before she let you.... um into bed?
ReplyDeleteGood heavens! You've got time and energy for 'the other' when you've finished decorating - my admiration knows no bounds.
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