Wednesday 19 October 2011

On The Subject Of Ducks...

I bring you a rural tale inspired by Tess  with her Magpie #87, mostly to show there is a continuation of  life after the ball...


To recover from dancing the whole night away, the Trellises went for a long walk next day, enjoying the countryside, doing no harm, until their route led them to a favourite farm. On one side of the farmyard a weed covered pond was full of live quackers of which they were fond. But as Caddoc approached too near to the edge, remarking "I wonder how often they dredge this to clear it of weed and extraneous matter?" his foot slipped, and there came an end to his chatter as with a splash he toppled and fell right onto a duck! He rang its death knell for it’s neck got bent over and a horrible ‘Crack!’ made the Trellises shiver - It was one stone-dead duck, with feathers still warm, but no sign of a quiver of life. It’d never again enjoy pond or river…

The farmer strode up. "What’s all this commotion? You’ve killed a poor duck? Don’t get any notion about sneaking it off to provide a free dinner! In this situation, there’ll be only one winner… And that’ll be me! Now get you both gone, before I call the dogs! They’ll soon set upon you trespassing Trellises!" and he chased them away, with Cad muttering "Sorry! What more can I say?"

21 comments:

  1. Indeed, what more could he have said? The farmer was well within his rights, was he not?

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  2. and accidents happen, perhaps an over the shoulder apology before he shoots you...smiles.

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  3. What a way to go! For the the duck and the Trellises. Be thankful the farmer didn't set the dogs on you.

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  4. yikes- lucky the farmer didn't demand compensation!

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  5. What a story...poor duck...thankfully the farmer just shooed the Trellises away. Great story telling!

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  6. Lively bit o' real life! Do like this snapshot of the couple! Chiccoreal

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  7. haha... love this quirky take on the prompt

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  8. What a debacle for the Trellises during that long walk, plans for a quiet stroll turns totally into a fiasco!! Sorry for the duck though!!

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  9. If I had been the farmer, seeing you covered in slime and what ever else, I would have given you the duck. However, it is clear the Trellises are no longer fit to be allowed out alone!

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  10. Oh, for duck's sake - the farmer might have let them keep it, seeing as Cad and Ada are quackers anyhow...!

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  11. 'Finders keepers' didn't work this time then Cad? You do have the luck of the devil... LOL :)

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  12. Lean - I resemble that remark, but I don't think Ada would like to be thought of the same
    way! Haha!

    And Jinksy - that does seem to be my fate in life...Good job my shulders are broad.

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  13. Or even shoulders.
    Thinks:- Perhaps if my fingers were less so, they'd do a better job when typing...

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  14. It might be amusing to ponder what fiasco they might have run into -IF- they were given the duck...:D

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  15. hahaha - reminds me of the movie About a Boy :o)

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  16. Unfortunate trip! For both. Or all three, as the case may be. :)

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  17. ... on and on and on they go!

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