I'm just back home after popping out to the wine shop for something celebratory. Two other customers who obviously didn't know who I was, were swapping jokes. Example.
Two Abergele residents, Ada and Caddoc Trellis, were found guilty of a most horrible murder and were sentenced to be executed by firing-squad. Each was granted a last request.
Caddoc asked permission to play a final serenade to his beloved Ada on his beloved saxophone, and this was allowed.
Ada asked "Can I please be executed before my husband?"
But that must have been before I gave away the dratted saxaphone, Beloved. Now I couldn't play it, even if you asked me to - fat chance of that ever happening anyway!
ReplyDeleteThis does not augur well, not least the execution bit!
ReplyDeletewhat...and I thought there was peace in the home?
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