While Caddoc was busy with paint pots galore Ada decided she'd like something more. She started to mull over lots of ideas to lighten the dullness of forty long years with Caddoc, who spent so much time in his shed his to'ings and fro'ings always by-passed her bed. She enrolled in a class on "Seducing With Snakes" and perfected a 'charming' technique that would make Cad less resemble a wet little weed, with knees all a tremble but a lover who'd feed her with fantasies - the kind a girl needs to perk up her day... And I think this cartoon says it all, in a way...
Tess put the Snake Charmer notion into people's heads at Magpie Tales this week. Ada, as might be expected, interpreted it in her own unique fashion...
Ada would be better served charming Caddoc than snakes though I can see that might prove difficult!
ReplyDeleteHmm. Looks like Cad is charming himself... Poor Ada.
ReplyDelete'Seducing with snakes'! good one!
ReplyDeleteLaughing out loud over here!
ReplyDeleteclever and fun ... but something must inspire their union?
ReplyDeletePoor Caddoc! Maybe it's just anno domini getting to him. I know the feeling . . . or do I mean I've forgotten it?
ReplyDeleteI believe there are practitioners who might be able to help you with TOTAL RECALL. Dr FTSE. Look in your Yellow Pages, why don't you?
ReplyDeleteAnne Onymous . . thanks for the suggestion. But I'm a Doctor. I know about these things. I'm paid to know about these things.
ReplyDeleteWhat's all this about practitioners? Call round Trellis Mansions one afternoon when I'm practising my tootle-flootle, my good Doctr. You may discover feelings you never knew existed after listening to that for half an hour...Possibly you should bring ear plugs...
ReplyDeleteYours may be one of the few blogs I open with a smile already on my face!!
ReplyDeleteAda had better be careful when playing with snakes. She should keep in mind that Medusa also used snakes, and that may not be the effect she desires with Cad!
ReplyDeleteMy most looked forward to Magpie! D'you know where I could buy one of those flutes.....?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! I wouldn't mind one of those flutes too...
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
smart one..
ReplyDelete:)
One can only hope that Cad's found the right tune...time will tell!
ReplyDeletehaha...Lol,Loved the images..
ReplyDeletePoor Ada,but she is so creative she'll find a way soon :)
She needs to learn to play the French horn... or the Welsh horn. Is there a Welsh horn? Ada? Ada? Speak to me!
ReplyDeleteDear Stafford Ray,
ReplyDeleteThere are Welsh sheep with horns, and no doubt many horny Welshmen, but I know of no horn named after the Welsh - France won the bid for that honour... Although Google tells me there is a "Welsh Horn Quartet", I believe that should read " A Welsh, French Horn Quartet" to be precise. Precision is necessary in all aspects of music, wouldn't you agree, Mr Ray?
Oh so delightful. I know that the two of you are still having such fun! And isn't it marvelous.
ReplyDeleteHaven't visited for a while so read from 'Kiss' to here and found myself smiling all the way. (As usual). :-)
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