Spring, 1935 by Kuzma Petrov-Vodin |
But prim and proper Ada said
"Divest your mind of such ideas. For, Master Caddoc, it appears to little Ada (sweet and twenty) you promise naughtiness in plenty. I sense behind your moon-calf eyes imaginings that would surprise the girls from Colwyn to Tranent who don't know that your thoughts are bent on getting into Ada's bed. Chase such malpractice from your head!"
And yet (in brackets, so to speak) our Ada thought
"If I can tweak his urges to a fever pitch he might decide to soothe his itch by making me an honest girl. Then I’d have me a willing churl!"
So in due time the pair were wed. Poor Cad spent more time in his shed, not less - for Ada proved a tartar and soon poor Caddoc was a martyr, prostrated by the fires of love … for Ada was no turtle dove!
Until, that is, he’d lined her nest; she found he really was the best of thoughtful lovers, sweet and kind… Then Ada slowly changed her mind; she learned to tolerate his ways. No longer were there stressful days, and life turned out to be just fine – at least for eight days out of nine!
Thanks to Mag 164 for inspiring this tale.
England was made great by men in sheds - but good to see a happy ending here, of sorts :)
ReplyDeleteAll's well that ends well!! :) Thank the good Lord!!
ReplyDeleteNearly split my sides laughing out loudly at some of the expressions!!
Haha! Fun verse that makes me wonder who seduced who ?!
ReplyDeleteSIGH ... the end?
ReplyDeletewell eight days outta nine aren't bad....Poor Caddoc!
ReplyDeleteI love happy endings :-)
ReplyDeleteMeant for each other..from first glance..and 8 out of 9..perfect!!
ReplyDeleteOh those early day stares! Sounds like it was worth the wait for him though - 8 out of 9!
ReplyDeleteHahaha - eight days out of nine isn't bad at all! This is a fun one, and I too love happy endings. :o)
ReplyDeleteWhat a great gift is tolerance! LOL
ReplyDeleteEight days out of nine? We'd all settle for that!
ReplyDeleteNaughtiness in plenty! great - I say she has her hands FULL!
ReplyDeleteHappy wife happy life ! This is uber .
ReplyDeleteI love the language, very charming and humorous!
ReplyDeleteAttagirl, Ada, use that whip and chair combo and you’ll have him right where you want him.
ReplyDeleteI hope it was a fine shed...
ReplyDeleteI always knew they had it in them......and even more in the shed!
ReplyDeleteLoved this!!
ReplyDeletepatterns don't free us
You always make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteteehee...thank you for the smile!
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ReplyDeletewonderful
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